Friday, June 27, 2014

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 206


(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)


In episode 206 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter get into all things World Cup. As an official twitter pundit Ashley has plenty to say. Biting footballers, abject poverty and the shame of England as they come home early.


The chat about comedy at Edinburgh Fringe and discuss weird stories from around the globe. Janey does her now infamous Horrorscope.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 206


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Saturday, June 21, 2014

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 205

(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)


In episode 205 of Janey Godley's Podcast the comedy mum with her stand up daughter Ashley Storrie get into the World Cup, crime, Tony Blair and all things football. 


They both discuss feminism and answer many questions. Ashley has gone stir crazy as she tweets every game played in the World Cup and hasn't left the house in days. Janey does her Horrorscope this week is Pisces.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 205


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If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!


For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website.


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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

We Are Glasgow


The commonwealth games are coming but visitors from around the globe needs to know a few things about us people of Glasgow.

1. The cone on Wellington's head is not graffiti, it's similar to the rooks in the Tower of London, if it's removed, Glasgow will fall. So our people replace it constantly, we are vigilant.

2. We will tell you our inner most medical history if you ask for directions, then walk you to that place as we show you photo's of a kidney stone.

3. We love to solve a problem and will include complete strangers in this task if you ask us to help, it will become a community project.

4. We will laugh at you loudly if you tell us you are Scottish especially if you weren't born here but you have grand parents who did, that doesn't count, you passport does.

5. We will swear constantly, even old people and bus drivers, it's how we communicate, if you ask us not to we will do it louder.

6. We have slang (secret language) for most things. Ruby Murray is a curry, nobody remembers who she is. Hampden roar means 'score' and Oscar Slater means 'later'.

7. Our men folk are often found half naked at the first sight of sun, and a beer can has to be carried as a tee shirt is tucked in a waist band.

8. The colder it gets the less our late night clubbers wear. Women have been seen in a nightslip and high heels in mid December.

9. We revere Greggs pies, we will queue for them at 1pm outside shops the way people stood with food coupons during the war.

10. Krispy Creme donuts are a rare commodity and can be traded for bed and board, like Mayan gold coins.

11. Don't ever sit in the disabled/elderly seats on a bus or train and think nobody will say anything, Glasgow people will swear at you.

12. Never jump a queue we are not English, we don't politely tut, Glasgow folk will tell you EXACTLY where you are in a queue and they will all join in.

13. If you hear screaming at 3am in the street, that's either the foxes or the mating call of Glaswegians and nobody is fighting. We fight silently.

14. We will talk to anyone who wants a chat, even passing each other in busy roads.

15. We will get out of moving vehicles to help you reverse park, then laugh at you for not being able to do it.

16. We wear a lot of sports clothing but rarely are into sport.

17. Our beautiful parks are stunning, go see them, it's where we let all our animals run wild, so don't be scared.

18. Always say hello to dogs, we all do that.

19. Never assume an elderly Glaswegian needs help across a road without asking them, they are proud and angry and might bite.

20. Fruit machines do not sell fruit.

21. Look up at our buildings in the city centre, we rival the best cities in our architecture and Glasgow people will point them out for you, the might call it "a cracking auld building".

22. We have amazing world culture in with our bricks, our Asians gave us great food and serve us late into the night with their outlandishly stocked shops- you can buy a beach LI-LO and milk at 2am, our Italian's gave us ice cream and many of our most diverse immigrants are our top doctors. They are our people now, you cannot have them back.

23. Our homeless and our poor are our cities people, give them a kind word and never look down on them, they are the birds that never flew, but they are our people and we welcome you.  

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 204


(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)


In episode 204 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie, the comedy mum & daughter discuss this week's news including JK Rowling's donations to the Better Together campaign, late night rapes in Glasgow and the World Cup.



Ashley has a Wookie book and does a 'murder story' and Janey does a special 'horrorscope'. There are some funny stories and some strong talk about the recent rapes in Glasgow.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 204


Check out our podcast advert on Vimeo


You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone covers from RedBubble.


If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!


For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website.


Check out our Brad Pitt Style Perfume Advert


Check out: The saga of Tim and Freya


You can check out all our videos on: YouTube


Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook


Please rate us or leave a comment on: PodOmatic, ITunes


You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs!


We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.