Saturday, June 29, 2013

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 154



(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)

 

In episode 154 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo talk weight loss, gym attendance and politics. Ashley talks about her open spot experience in London and has some whacky news stories from around the globe.

 

Janey discusses Wendy Davis's filibuster, the shame of a McDonald's that used payment cards to pay staff and her attendance at Holyrood Palace next week. Nelson Mandela gets a mention and they both debate Julia Gillard's departure from politics.

 

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

 

Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 154

 

If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook

 

For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website

 


 

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Get your copy of Molly Wobbly’s Tit factory, live cast recording: Here.

 


 

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You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs!

 

We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.

 


 

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 153


(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)

 

In episode 153 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo bring you a short late night round up of their goings on in London. Ashley talks about her recent tentative steps into the world of comedy down south, while Janey talks about the latest news including Saatchi's attack on Nigella Lawson and Ian Brady's court room outburst.

 

The pair are tired and warm in the middle of London's hottest night, Ashley sweats a lot and Janey gets interrupted quite a bit.

 

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

 

Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 153

 

If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook

 

For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website

 


 

Click Here To see the art of Hannah Stone

 

Get your copy of Molly Wobbly’s Tit factory, live cast recording: Here.

 


 

You can check out all our videos on: YouTube

 

Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook

 

Please rate us or leave a comment on: PodOmatic, ITunes

 

You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs!

 

We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.


Saturday, June 15, 2013

My Father's Day

Sunday will come and go and I will miss father's day as am off to London. So here is my tribute to my dad, don't worry he is still alive and kicking at 80 years old.

My daddy used to carry me over seaweed at beach holidays as I was utterly petrified of the seething bubbly alien mass covered in blue bottles. It was basically moving and buzzing embedded in the sand and the thought of standing on dirty flies scared me to death, so he would lift me up all the way down to the water.

Then as I saw the roaring ocean, I would need the toilet and he would carry me all the way back up the beach to do a pee, as I cried behind a big stone, convinced a blue bottle would come near my bare bum.
He had three other older kids to tend to, but he had to devote this entire time to me, probably worried sick his other kids were drowning.
That's my dad.

In the early 60s before anyone else had one, my daddy made me a skateboard. Yes, an actual skateboard with roller skate wheels attached to the bottom. I managed to stand on it, roll down a hill crashed into a parked lorry and smashed my two front teeth into my upper lip.
We had no car in inner city Glasgow, so he ran all the way to the doctors with me in his arms, spewing blood and teeth. He worked in a steel factory, five days a week, so this must have been his day off.

My dad could repair television's and radio's and even built a whole stereo system way before it's time and he taught me how to solder circuit boards.
One summer's day as he lay in bed off the night shift, 30 kids in our street played rounder's and a stray dog attacked me, biting into my flesh, my dad identified my scream from all the other kids. He leapt from his bed and ran with my bleeding hand to the doctors, I am sure you recognise a recurring theme here.

One winter night I was crossing the road to the church going to the Brownie's for my road safety badge, and yes....you guessed it, I got knocked down with a car.....my dad arrived on the scene and promptly attacked the speeding driver and sat in an ambulance with both me and the man he beat up for hitting his daughter with a car. He kept slapping the driver, all the way to the hospital. That's my dad.

My dad left my mum when I was 12 years old and every weekend he met me off the bus to give me money and share a supper. He reminded me how much he loved me and missed me.

The day my mother was found dead in the River Clyde my dad sat in my house and held me for hours as I sat in shock.

My dad walked the length of a hospital corridor the night I gave birth and cried out loud as the labour went onto for 48 hours or more. When he saw his granddaughter with her tufts of dark hair, he tenderly lifted her up and whispered "why did you take so long for me to hold you?".

When my daughter was ten she went missing after going to the shops and we had to call the police. You can imagine the terror and shock this caused.

For four hours she was in a new friend's garden in the West End of Glasgow oblivious to the trouble she had caused, and playing on a bike. My dad ran up and down the Byres Rd with a photo of Ashley, stopping everyone and asking them to look at the picture. The police didn't find Ashley, my dad did. She walked out of a garden and into his arms, wondering why her granddad was running about with a photo of her. He bought her a bike.

My dad sat in a court in 1996 and watched me give evidence against a man who sexually abused me as a kid, he wept buckets throughout the whole ordeal.  He stood outside the court room and waited for me as I walked out of the witness box and he apologised for not protecting me from this man who was his brother in law.
 He told me he was so proud of me for standing up there and telling the truth and being brave. I assured him he didn't need to apologise to me, that he was a great dad and I was proud of him.

The court officials all stood back as we both wept.

I hugged him tight and he whispered to me "want to leave here, go to the beach? Don't worry I will carry you over the seaweed"

Happy Father's Day Daddy.


Thursday, June 13, 2013

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 152


 
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)

 

In episode 152 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Operation Yewtree, Rebekka Brooke’s court chargers and Rockness Festival.

 

Ashley reads more of her teenage diary and rants on about 'hipsters', Janey explains the basics of sharing an electric razor and Ashley goes deep into the reasoning of her mother's relationship with her father and asks "would Janey have an affair?" Possibly some angry singing and the Bold Alec makes an appearance.

 

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

 

Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 152

 

If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook

 

For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website

 


 

Click Here To see the art of Hannah Stone

 

Get your copy of Molly Wobbly’s Tit factory, live cast recording: Here.

 


 

You can check out all our videos on: YouTube

 

Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook

 

Please rate us or leave a comment on: PodOmatic, ITunes

 

You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs!

 

We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.

 
 

 

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 151


(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)

 

In episode 151 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Operation Yewtree, Rebekka Brooke’s court chargers and Rockness Festival.

 

Ashley reads more of her teenage diary and rants on about 'hipsters', Janey explains the basics of sharing an electric razor and Ashley goes deep into the reasoning of her mother's relationship with her father and asks "would Janey have an affair?" Possibly some angry singing and the Bold Alec makes an appearance.

 

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

 

Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 151

 

If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook

 

For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website

 


 

Click Here To see the art of Hannah Stone

 

Get your copy of Molly Wobbly’s Tit factory, live cast recording: Here.

 


 

You can check out all our videos on: YouTube

 

Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook

 

Please rate us or leave a comment on: PodOmatic, ITunes

 

You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs!

 

We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.